This is the best kids' menu I've ever seen! (from the Chlachain Inn, Scotland)

Whatever £4.95

A sandwich served with a bowl of soup

I don't know £5.95

Scottish beefburger on a bun and served with fries

I don't want anything £4.95

Battered haddock with fries and peas

I'm not hungry £4.95

Cheesy pasta served with garlic bread

I don't want that £4.95

Tomato pasta served with garlic bread

I don't care £4.95

100% chicken battered chunks and served with fries and
peas

Really £4.95

Simple sausage and mash